GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.
CAN WE JUST BRING THIS BACK FOR A SEC.
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
"watch this" they said
"it’ll be fun" they said
"i’m going to watch it" i said
“this was not fun" i said
“i’m emotionally ruined" i said
"your password is weak" fuck you
Everything I say falls right back
Into everything I’m not
In the swing of things
But what I really mean is
Not in the swing of things yet
In honor of the two conflicting holidays